{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}
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