{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
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